Monday, May 17, 2010

Your Thesis is Dookie

I hate when people over-analyze relationships. I mean, the speculations, the ideas, the clever remedies that people come up with when observing others' actions -they're all useless. Because no matter what conclusion you draw, there's always someone -usually me; sometimes someone I know- who is nothing at all like what you describe. And besides that, how can you really know the heart of someone except yourself? So what's the use of trying to "figure out" humanity?

It's such a waste.

That's why my approach is one of intentional unassuming lollercopterality. Further, that exaplains why I haven't successfully asked out a girl in over four years.

Now I'ma go cry.

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